Mr Triv's sad obsession with robots continued into 2007... Zeitgeisters, who among us hasn’t plugged their name into Google to see how many mentions one cracks? You haven’t? I’ll just hang on here until you do. A word of warning, though, the wise old saying “Evesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves” sometimes applies to ego- surfing. Sidebar to this: if you have a common Anglo-Celtic name you will discover that you are a Professor of Chemical Engineering at a college in the Midwest of the United States . Or in my case, my actual name, the one I don’t mention*, is also shared with the lead singer of a five piece soul outfit in London. Elsewhere, we are also an anti-globalisation activist, which sounds like the kind of annoying ratbag I merely dream of being here in my Australian incarnation. Elevate the Insignificant, Mr Trivia * I don’t mention it, because like John Connor in Terminator 3 , I have to remain Off The Grid. I tried to explain this ...