Jonesy, Pat and Our Nic

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Zeitgeisters,

Over at mrtrivia.net we've mentioned the awesomeness of the unusual Tom Jones and we have a retro sighting of Nicole Kidman in an old Pat Wilson music video. Yep, that one.

So pop along there, when you're done here.

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