15 April, 2009

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11 April, 2009

ID UFO

Zeitgeisters,

It’s hard to believe now, but when I was 17 years old, I was a bit of a geek. (Yeah, I know you believe it, just accept the rhetorical device, okay?) And one way this was evident, was my love for the Gerry Anderson television series UFO. Gerry Anderson, you’ll recall was the UK creator of the television series CAPTAIN SCARLET and THUNDERBIRDS, among others. Those were marionette based sci-fi series for kids (parodied by Parker and Stone’s TEAM AMERICA film).

Along with SPACE 1999, the series UFO was one of Anderson’s adult-oriented, live action series. The premise was that the earth was under constant attack from alien ships. And our only line of defence was a group called SHADO - Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation. This was all very hush-hush. So much so that SHADO was hidden underneath a Pinewood-like movie studio in England. Naturally.

The series was made in 1971. I recently bought the DVD boxed set and discovered that the things I used to like about it – cool cars with batwing doors, the funky Moonbase chicks with their purple hair and the weird ‘Martian’ attack ships were all still very funky. However the stories are convoluted and the performances are rather stilted and well – marionette-like.

The head of SHADO was an American fellow with bleached blonde hair. He was called Ed Straker and he was played by Amercan actor the late Ed Bishop. Bishop gave some real flair to the role of the hard-drinking, chain-smoking Alien Defence head honcho.

Here’s where the story gets even daggier and geekier. Wind back to my being 17. There was a kid at my high school who looked quite a bit like Straker, in my opinion.He was about 15 or so. I encouraged my group of geek mates to call out “Straker!” whenever we saw this guy walking over the oval, towards the canteen, whatever. It should be said that UFO was an ageing series even at this point and I had to explain to some of my fellow geeks about the show and who Straker was.

Anyway, we did it. For about three months whenever this kid walked within our sight we shouted “STRAKER!” at the top of our lungs. (Obnoxious and odd, yes.) This kid never acknowledged we were doing this. We assumed he was a bit dim and probably not a geek. Our aim was not to insult him. “Hey kid, you look like a guy from an obscure science fiction series that you’ve probably never heard of!” We just thought his resemblance and our name-checking it, was funny.

Then one day, somehow, we didn’t see this guy walking by. In fact, he walked right up to our group and said, “Why didn’t you guys shout Straker! just now?” We didn’t have an answer. In fact, his asking the question made our fine enterprise seem, well, dumb and a bit childish.

So we stopped doing it.

Mr Trivia

p.s. Check out opening sequence at me other blog.

09 March, 2009

Shark Attractant

Not long now.

Sunday Four-Wheel Drivers



RANT ALERT


Zeitgeisters,

Plenty of things annoy me. And today, the thing that annoys me is four-wheel drive vehicles. Or SUVs if you wish to paradigm shift and speaks as our American cousins do.

Or to be more precise, 4WD vehicles driven on a Sunday, annoy me in particular. Yesterday (or earlier today because I haven’t slept yet) I was accosted with a number 4WD Sunday Drivers whilst making my appointed round.

I saw people driving their massive vee-hicles with the speed and dexterity of a Manatee with a head cold. Long decisions. Which way do I go? Slo-o-o-w turns. Turnings so slow they would annoy John Hiatt.*

Listen 4WD people, you’re high up, you’re driving a Panzer Tank. You’re dangerous because of your limited vision of short things near the ground and you move with the speed of a Royal Commission.

Learn to drive your huge vee-hick-le.

What?

You drive a 4WD/SUV?

Yeah, but I’m not talking about you, am I?

You’re responsible. An excellent driver.


Mr Trivia

*This gag is gold. Go on, click on the link.

21 February, 2009

Monk



Zeitgeisters,

When this video plays on the YouTube it magically makes an algorithmic link with clips of Tony Shaloub as the character of Monk the OCD Detective. This film is nothing so good as that rich series. If you haven't seen it, Monk the television program is like The Commish if the commish had a series of phobias and a disorder. Or a diluted Dexter. (Whatever, right?).

This video is none of those things. It's a Creative Commons piece of near-genius that I put together using material from archive.org and one very old joke (public domain).

Elevate the Insignificant

Mr Trivia

28 January, 2009

Mr Trivia's Art Film

Zeitgeisters,

If I hadn't made this myself, I might describe this video as subtle, haunting, enigmatic and redolent in imagery. However modesty forbids me from carrying on in that porkchop-esque fashion.

Please enjoy The Satellite Death From Above Show.

Art for Art's sake

Mr Trivia

23 January, 2009

Just Kidding








Zeitgeisters,

Over at my other house, mr trivia.net a number of people seemed not to understand that I was kidding about Chad Smith of the Chili Peppers and Will Ferrell the actor, being the same person. So today I published a disclaimer at the head of the post because I was a bit tired of fan boys replying with insulting comments suggesting which part of my body I could take my head out of, if I really thought Smith and Ferrell were the same person.

This world-shattering post has been out there for more than a year and it catches a surprising amount of traffic considering how little it is saying.

I mean it was a joke. Now LaToya and Michael Jackson, THEY are the same person...

Elevate the Insignificant,

Mr Trivia