Mr Trivia's Art Film

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Zeitgeisters,

If I hadn't made this myself, I might describe this video as subtle, haunting, enigmatic and redolent in imagery. However modesty forbids me from carrying on in that porkchop-esque fashion.

Please enjoy The Satellite Death From Above Show.

Art for Art's sake

Mr Trivia

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Laz said…
fantastic!

definitely for art's sake, but i enjoyed it very much.

what you say about the sheer potential for art in reprocessing old footage... right on.
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