The Multiverse According To Von Disco
Esteban von Disco saw his first moonbow (a nighttime
rainbow) whilst dog-sledding with his family across Alaska at age 1. “It
transformed me from a baby, wasting time and precious resources, into a being
of sheer wondrous potential. I saw the infinite and was unafraid.”
Three decades later, in March 2017, he deploys GENERIC |
LOGO on all platforms, in all markets, simultaneously, osmotically and with
maximum humility. As he explains, “You’re in the middle of a forest fire and
the sun goes nova. And you’re like – “I get it”.
Von Disco conlangs at genius level. “Sun Tzu and the Buddha,
they grok me, bruh.” Indeed, they are
very much the spiritual underwriters of the GENERIC | LOGO exemplar and
IPO. Think back to the normcore era when
life was basic and artisanal insecticide was not yet a thing. “I had the year
from Hell,” he says” My haircut guy dies. He’s crossing the street with my
lunch time ramen, his Zimmer frame gets caught in a car bumper and BOOM!”
GENERIC | LOGO emerged from that dark event. “I empty
chaired at the Big Table for a time,” he explains, “Everything was noise with
no signal.” It was during these months
he became Estevon ban Disco, war-activist-dj and brand ambassador for a coconut
water that was eventually banned everywhere but the International Space Station
where they used it as a coolant.
So von Disco went through yet another spiritual transmod to become VOND!SCO.
The former Alpha Nerd and now beloved thought leader is born to trend, loves on
the edge and lives on point. “For most people, life is a FOMO Trouser Gambit,
red of tooth and claw,” VOND!SCO vapes reflectively, ”I’m like Bob Fosse,
scratch that, Elon Musk and Sally Bowles, as a cybernetic amalgam with no
conscience but suffused with gratitude. When Isherwood wrote, “I Am A Camera,” all
cameras used film as the medium of image capture and a ring tone was something
you discussed with your dermatologist.”
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