Happy First Birthday

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Zeitgeisters,

Mr Trivia’s Tract has been around for a year now. Hooray for us. We would like to reaffirm our commitment to continue blogging about bad television, Barry Bostwick, awards shows and celebrities’ hairstyles amongst other minutiae and media detritus.

Join us as we continue Elevating the Insignificant without fear, favour or remuneration.

Still waiting for those bucks to roll in.

One day, perhaps...

Mr Trivia

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