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Stationary Travelator Part 2

You'll recall that three weeks ago we brought you the tale of the Stationary Travelator at Garden City, Booragoon.  And sure, the moving tale of a non-moving incline is not everyone's idea of a story, but the actual importance of the items reported in this 'blog is more or less given away by the title Mr Trivia's Tract. No one is going to accuse us of false advertising.

I'm sure you can read the above sign, but for those of you who already have "tl:dr" flashed up in your cartoon eyeballs, here's the gist. It will take 26 weeks to manufacture a new travelator.  Half a year, people. You and your Significant Other can get to work on a conceiving a child this afternoon and be well into the second trimester before Garden City finishes its new people mover. You'll be deciding whether the names Jaydren, Baylinn and Robespierre are too posh or bogan for the new baby, before a single shopper in Melville district is moving up or down on those steely, glacial ramps again. (By the way all three of those names are now considered unisex, so go nuts).  

In fact if this project keeps not going the way it has, you and l'il Kadmium will be needing to walk around the long way to get her or his first pair of Converse All Star Toddlers from Foot Locker.


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